GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie